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How to Survive a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Crappy Day

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Have you ever had a really, really, really bad day?
You know…the kind of day where absolutely nothing goes right…where the only musterable reaction is a masquerading laughter to hide behind…
Well, let’s just say I had one of those infamous episodes recently…
…one that was not only terrible, horrible, no good, and very bad all wrapped into one...but one that gave a whole new (and literal) meaning of what it’s like to have a ‘crappy day’…




It all started last Wednesday when I returned home from a decent day at work, ironically enough.I was on the phone with my wife discussing our next-day travels to Atlanta when I suddenly slammed into a brick wall…disguised as an offensive odor straight out of a National Geographic documentary gone wrong.
The smell was downright unbearable…like fermented dung reeking from the decaying innards of an infested beast.
Okay, okay…maybe it wasn’t that bad, but clearly…something was not right.
I mean…if you deck the halls with cinnamon branches and autumn-wreath sc…